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Which Top Gear Presenter Are You?

Jeremy Clarkson

[ ]You are tall
[x]You like speed (I do have a habit of speeding around round-a-bouts and corners when I'm startled) 
[ ]You are very outspoken
[ ]Petrol is the only fuel for you
[ ]You have compared cars to celebrities
[x]You look for the quick and easy way of doing things
[ ]You hate flappy-paddle gearboxes
[x]You don't care what people think
[x]You hate Speed Cameras
[x]You don't care about what you wear

TOTAL:5

Richard Hammond

[x]You love Porsches (My uncle has a Capernum S. It's bloody amazing when speeding around the suburban areas! Handles pretty well)
[ ]You have had dental work (most notably teeth whitening)
[ ]You've had a near-death experience
[ ]You couldn't remember the near-death experience that you had
[x]You like animals (I have a dog named Elvis) 
[ ]You have named a/your car as though it is a person
[x]You are short (in comparison to other women, plus I hate high heels, so does that count?) 
[x]You like motorbikes as well as cars (Yes! After I get my driver's license, I want to have a go for a Motorbike license!) 
[x]You love your family
[ ]You drive into things

TOTAL:5

James May

[ ]Safety first approach to things
[x ]You have little or no sense of direction
[x]People strangely find you attractive (Although there are waaaay more hotter, smarter women out there, somehow I attract a few guys...IDK how I do that?) 
[x]You are careful (I'm fast but careful. I try to do checks as quickly but as thoroughly as I can. Depends on how excited or rushed I am) 
[x]You plan and calculate your way through things (even if they go horribly wrong in the end)
[ ]Speed isn't your idea of fun
[ ]You can fly a plane
[ ]"Bigger is better" you say
[x]You like your luxuries
[ ]You have been fired/expelled for doing something funny

TOTAL:5

The Stig

[ ]You don't speak in public
[ ]Nobody knows how you really look
[X]You are an excellent driver (I have an L-plate, and so far I'm driving pretty well with whatever car I'm given) 
[ ]You have no fear
[x]You get bored easily
[x]White and/or Black is the only color for you (Literally my favorite and only colors) 
[ ]You are jealous of Lewis Hamilton (Who the hell is Lewis Hamilton???) 
[x]There are strange facts about yourself (Fact: I still have my security blanket which I had since infancy. And I still sleep with it...)
[ ]You have been described as not human
[ ]You show little emotion

TOTAL: 4

Some say that I was conceived by three parents. And although of them never did each other, somehow one of them ended up getting pregnant and giving birth to her (*cough* Jezza's swollen belly makes him kind of look...pregnant....just saying...Who knows, maybe James gave birth to her, or Hammond. IDK). 
All we know, She's called the Seit. 

(Yes, hint to my real identity- my last name is Seit!) 
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50 Facts!

1: Full Name

   (NO! Just no...) 

2: Zodiac Sign

    Rat (I'm Asian) 

3: 3 Things I Love

    Music, God, and the Internet....and love. *sighs sadly* 

4: 3 Things I Fear

    Being alone, being betrayed...sometimes myself. 

5: My Best Friend

     :icondonglebong:

6: Last Song I Listened To

     Love me Harder- Ariana Grande, Love me Like You do- Elle Goulding, and Cool Kids- Echosmith (I have an Ipod and 2 home surround sound speakers playing at the same time lol OWO) 

7: Turn Ons

     .....I really don't know. I'm so distant when it comes to love. It's so...cold. I guess whenever someone is truthful and honest, and legit nice to me. And...*sighs sadly*I'm sorry to many people, but someone who looks good. I guess the type of guys who look sort of nerdy (think Stephen Merchant, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Ron Weasley, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Matthew Grey Gaubler as Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds), and are smart. I also like those who are respectful (or better, agree and support) of me- they understand my background, my values, morals, ideals and beliefs. 
What really turns me on is someone's personality, values- what they stand for, how they think, their self-respect while respecting me. 

8: Turn Offs

     Besides unhygienic (shoutout to Krispy Kremeo!!), just people who are arrogant, rude, uncaring, and two-faced jerks. I am turned off by unfaithfulness- it tells me I cannot trust them with all of me.  


9: What color underwear am I wearing right now?

     ....black underwear. A black super boost bra (my lady parts are really, really small ._.), and the matching pair of briefs. 
And some stockings.....nothing much. 

10: How many tattoos/piercings I have?

      Who needs piercings when you can have Neko hair clips with piercings..

11: The Reason Why I Joined deviantART

      I wanted to. I wanted to find fanart and stuff so I came here. 

12: How I feel right now

     .....I really don't want to talk about it.....

13: Some thing I really, really want.

      I want to be smarter, more beautiful, and...I want to graduate from University and become a post-grad student. 

14: My current relationship status.

     ...I really don't know. I feel like I am not taken, but in his mind...I might be taken. I am really happy, but insecure about my happiness....I just...I don't want to be in something, which could potentially break apart at a moment's notice....I don't want to be left alone again. I also feel kind of stupid- I put up a weak friend-zone barrier, and I feel like it's just turned him off. And, I feel like I just shot myself in the foot. I...like him, but I haven't told him- I just figured it out when I went home. I sent him a thank you text, but he hasn't responded yet (duh, it's only been a day or two, I don't want to come across as clingy).....See the Tropes below, it'll explain it a little.  
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15: Meaning behind my url

      It was from an old OC character who was an Assassin. 

16: My Favorite Movies

     The Phantom of The Opera, Top Gear Specials, Shingeki No Kyojin/Attack on Titan (I don't care if it's an anime series, I watched the whole DVD like a movie non-stop), Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, When Harry Met Sally, An American Haunting, Sherlock Holmes, Black Beauty, Pirates of the Caribbean.  

17: My favorite song(s)

      Arianna Grande- "Love me Harder", "One Last Time"
      Vocaloid- "Pomp and Circumstance", "Bi-hazard", "Wildfire", "Crystalline", "Bad End Night", "Re-boot", "Redial", "Viva Happy" (the list goes on...) 
      Celine Dion- ALL OF HER SONGS  

18: Fave Band(s)

      Vocaloid...

19: 5 Things That Upset Me

       My list is too long for this

20: 5 Things That Make Me Happy

 God's blessings and hidden lessons in everything every day, people who are truthful, people who love me, sunny days, music, and travelling. 

21: What I find attractive in other people

       See 'Turn Ons' 

22: Someone I  Miss

    ...my friend...After he told me what he thought about me (and actually kissed me on my head ;W;), I haven't seen him in a while. I guess it's a test of integrity and faith, and just staying strong. 

23: Someone I Love

      My friend (and friends), and my family. Do anything to them and I'll find you, and I'll ruin you....*growls*

24: My Relationship With My Parents

      Very tight, to the point that I feel like they are monitors. I know they have the best intentions, and they are very wise- I like to spend time with my family because I trust them the most. I just need to make my own choices sometimes....I need to learn how to open the gates up to other people who are not in my family or immediate circle. 

25: My Favorite Holiday

    Any holiday in Tokyo, Kyoto, or Osaka. 

26: My Closest Friend

   :icondonglebong: you tagged me, and you still remember me! 

27: Someone From deviantART I'd date

      ...I don't know. I really, cannot answer this. 

28: A Confession

      I have several hidden depths, sometimes unknown to myself- they can be good, bad, and down right horrifying. 
And I know how to use a Balisong. And I faint at the sight of vaccine needles. 

29: 3 Things That Annoy Me Easily

    " just people being dick heads, seriously its so annoying, i have a lot of guy friends and some of the stuff they say, aka sexual stuff + me = some sort of HILARIOUS joke they laugh about, but it really just ticks me off and i have to restrain myself from punching them in the face. plus my brother" - kudos to :icondonglebong: 

And people who expect me to change my schedule to suit themselves. I don't mind it, but if I decline and they still persist in making me change my plans, then sod off. 

30: My Favorite Animal(s)

      Dinosaurs. And Dogs, and Cats, and Parrots, and Monkeys, and Snakes, and Hamster.....(*wink wink*)

31: My Pets

      A rottweiler called 'Elvis' 

32: One thing I have lied about and successfully gotten away with

       Leaving school after getting a vaccine. They terrify me so much that I fainted. 

33: Something That's Worrying Me

     Haven't you figured out the running theme and tone in my writing yet....? -_-

34: Embarrassing Moment

      Well I done a good job at suppressing the memory. 

35: Where I Work

      At Trade Secret. 

36: Something that's constantly on my mind

      Assignments, how much I get distracted, Top Gear, what others think of me, and what does God want me to do, or respond, or think about a situation that is troubling me. 

37: 3 Habits I Have

      head scratching, forgetting my name tag for work, always walking the same path to places.  

38: My Future Goals

      graduate from my course, become a post-grad MBA student, ace the MBA, get a ridiculously high-paid job, get a home, get my driver's license, get married, and maybe have kids. 

39: Something I fantasize about

      meeting my friend again....and learning how to kiss with this person, and then surprising them with something of my own (style of kissing- I hope I can actually french kiss or be a good kisser without having any prior experience, except with the dog), and maybe a date with something special in the end. 

40: My Favorite Store(s) 

     The Surplus Store, Gloria Jeans, kinokuniya (an epic bookstore), EB Games

41: My Favorite Food(s)

      Tiramisu, Sushi, Ramen, Paella, Ice Cream, Pocky 

42: What I Did Yesterday
     
        Went to University....never seeing my friend. 

43:  Something I Am Talented At

       No clue....

44: my idea of a perfect date

     Anything- even a simple date where we sit down and do homework together, snuggle down on a couch, and then cruising down to the beach/city in a Jaguar E Type, or Bentley Continental, or Aston Martin Vanquish, and going to different places.      

45: My Celebrity Crushes

     Richard Hammond, Tom Hiddleston, James May, Matt Smith, George Clooney, Stephen Merchant

46: A Photo of myself
     
(No....just no, isn't my profile pic enough?) 

47: My Favorite Website(s)
 
     deviantart, youtube, and Tv Tropes >:D 

48: Number of Kids I Want

      Twins 

49: do I smoke/drink

     Why smoke/drink when you can...*sighs* share a Pocky and Chai Latte/Coffee/Hot Chocolate with someone...? 

50:  DO YOU LIKE POKEMON AND WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVORITE(s)!?

       *summons Palkia and Dialga*....GAAAIZ I NEED YOUR SHOULDERS TO CRY ON *Bawls* I am such an idiot, why the hell did I have to friendzone when I could have just went GF/BF naaaoow. 
Palkia and Dialga: ...........??? 
Can we wind back time so I could do it properly....? 

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RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.


1. Asked someone to marry you?

Innocent

2. Kissed one of your friends?

Guilty

3. Danced on a table in a bar?

Innocent

4. Ever told a lie?

Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?

Guilty

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Innocent

7. Kissed a picture?

Innocent

8. Slept in until 5 PM?

Innocent

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?

Guilty
  

10. Held a snake?

Guilty

11. Been suspended from school?

Innocent

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?

Innocent

13. Stolen something?

Guilty

14. Been fired from a job?

Guilty

15. Done something you regret?

Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?

Innocent

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

Innocent

18. Kissed in the rain?

Innocent

19. Sat on a roof top?

Guilty

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?

Innocent

21. Sang in the shower?

Guilty

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Innocent

23. Shaved your head?

Innocent

24. Slept naked?

Innocent

25. Had a boxing membership?

GUILTY AS F****** YEEEEAAAH

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Guilty (I made myself cry by confessing)

27. Been in a band?

Innocent

28. Shot a gun?

Guilty

29. Donated blood?

Innocent 

30. Eaten alligator meat?

Innocent

31. Eaten cheesecake?

Guilty

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?

Guilty (they are celebs and anime/game/manga characters, so...does that count?) 

33. Have/had a tattoo?

Innocent

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?

Guilty

35. Been too honest?

Guilty

36. Ruined a surprise?

Guilty

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?

Guilty

38. Erased someone in your friends list?

Guilty

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?

Guilty

40. Joined a pageant?

Innocent 

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?

Guilty...at least I think so....

42. Still have communication with your ex?

Guilty

43. Cheated on someone?

Innocent 

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?

Innocent (I'm celibate and I hate booze) 

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?

Guilty...and I'll never forget that man. 

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?

Guilty

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?

Guilty

48. Thought about suicide?

Guilty

49. Thought about murder?

Guilty

50. How about Mass Murder?

Innocent

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?

Innocent

52. Stalked someone?

Guilty 

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend

Guilty

54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday

Innocent...but guilty for stealing the drunk person's money to buy candy >:D (They were so drunk they fell asleep as did everyone else, so my brother and I snuck out, pinched their wallets and spent the rest of the night and early morning eating junky stuff..It's a kid's dream come true! And I learned at a young age the concept of money!) 
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  G'day 

My imagination has gone wild as of recent, and after watching 'An Idiot Abroad', 'Hello Ladies' and your Podcast, I have always wondered what it be like if you three (Karl, Stephen, and Ricky) were to become housemates for six months, and see what will happen. 

PS, my brother and I had a bet: Steve will eventually take a maternal role (like a 'mother') , while Ricky becomes the 'Father' of this dysfunctional family. 
I can't wait for what will go down. It'll be awesome, I wish I could do this with my friends, but our parents don't trust us so much. One thing will lead to another....

Here's some words of encouragement: 

To Ricky, 
This is probably the best time for 'group bonding'. And you love to hang around Karl. This is your chance! And aren't you curious about the lives of your collegues? 

To Steve, 
If you are going to adopt the 'motherly' role, you got the best role because you are the first point of contact in times of strife- you're the 'comfort' of the family. And everyone loves you. Seriously. Everyone loves Mother.  

To Karl, 
Why not? It's better than eating strange stuff, kissing sharks and snakes, or getting robbed by monkeys. Right? 
At least there is a point of familiarity- two 'fucking twats' called 'Best friends'. 


And you thought you guys were the maddest people in the world? 
Good Luck!


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Music Meme

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1.- put your music on shuffle.
2.- for each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3.- YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY...
I'm With You- Avril Lavigne (I am like that sometimes; relying on the opinion of others before making a choice. Whatever they feel like then I agree or disagree- its not my place to decide for them.)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
The Great Revival- Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies Soundtrack (...so, I guess that song makes quirky, regal, epic, filthy-f___king rich, and perfectionist...? Wow! Cravat guys FTW!! I'm the Scarf gal for realz!) HOLY COW Levi Ackermann 'Heichou'=Miles Edgeworth! 

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
I See The Light- Tangled Soundtrack (I totally wanna a guy who loves disney as much as I do, and ain't afraid to break out singing a tune! Yep!) 

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Wake Me Up- Avicii (yes, ever the optimist and the rebel...I can play this song on the Ukulele! ^_^. I feel like this song every day- wanting to stay young forever, yet wanting to be wise and mature. Trying to find myself all the time.) 

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Decision of Love- HetaOni Soundtrack (*sniffs* Oh the feels, and how true it is. Giving up my own life to save the others. And I feel Italy-chan's pain; wanting to do something for your loved ones that is meaningful to them. Yet, we both keep failing. I guess we both need teamwork- form a pact rather than rolling solo in a disaster.) 

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Threw it on the Ground- The Lonely Island (Yep, I do this with most of the samples and junk catalogues I get in the mail...I do kinda feel that way- I AM NOT PART OF THIS SYSTEM! Be a maverick that's mah purpose LOL XD) 

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Best is Yet To Come- Michael Buble (mysterious, sexy dude and chick magnet [according to the jazzy feel of the song >XD], and one who keeps surprising them with improvements???) 

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Last Friday Night (TGIF) *NIGHTCORE* - Katy Perry + Youtube Nightcore DJs (The song is a disco in itself bro) 

WHAT IS 2+2?
21st Century Digital Girl- Nightcore

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Do What You Want- Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera (SHE AIN'T MY W_____E!! It's not like that!! O__O)  

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Spectrum- Zedd and Hatsune Miku 

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
We Found Love- Lindsey Stirling Nightcore (Tribal and Epic! Yep; my new found love for Attack On Titan- everyone dies, but I love them all, and the family thing in it!) 

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Game Of Thrones Theme- Game of Thrones Soundtrack (I wanna be Daenerys Targaryen. She is a BadA$$!!) 

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I am the Doctor- Doctor Who Soundtrack (I don't die; I F______G REGENERATE INTO ANOTHER ME!! I hope I end up a badass!!) >XD

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Caipirinha (sped up)- IDK (OMG >XD Everyone be dancing the Caipirinha dance meme thing with Caramelldansen dance) 

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Fly Out- Hatsune Miku (I feel so free and engulfed in a beautiful world *sniffs*) 

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Once Upon a December- Anastasia Soundtrack + Nightcore (Ballroom Dancing YEAH BABS! I wanna dance to this song with Erwin and Levi and Eren and Armin *faints from romanticness*) 

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Karakuri Burst (Neoclassical Instrumental)- Kagamine Rin and Len (I am Asian, I like the stark colours of Red, White, Silver, and Black as a combo. A. Lot. And I think that the almost-nazi-like uniforms are hot.) 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Let It Go- Frozen Soundtrack (We sing this all the time! We are just so free and stuff and open with each other!) 

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Cry Me A River- Diana Krall (Unfaithfulness and betrayal)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Still Alive- Aperture Science OST (Glados killing everyone and not giving a sh___t; and testing on people!! It's fun, but for goodness sake, at least keep the subjects alive and treat them nice GEEZ!) 

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Jack Sparrow- Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack (TRUE!! He's sooo slippery and funny. I like his pacifism and methods of trolling. He is like me! He's also like my BFF) 

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Till the World Ends- Britney Spears

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I wanna be your world- Hatsune Miku (I don't die; I get uploaded and immortalized as a Vocaloid! forever singing songs and being part of the musical world!) 

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
I can take off my panties- Kagamine Rin (XD...O_o;)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I Could Be The One- Avicii ft. Nicky Romeo (I was destined for greatness for them and for others! I need to make it so!) 

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Let there be love- Silje Nergaard (charmingly classy and sexy jazz bro....so everyone likes me?) 

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Older- George Michael (Age...and time. Of Course.) 

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Dear Boy- Avicii ft Audra Mae (I'd go back in time and spend more time with the one I loved...before.....) 

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